Remakes... FROM HELL!!

“Groundhog’s day” with Jim Carrey as the weatherman (the wacky antics!), Sharon Stone as the sweet tv-producer and a CGI-ed groundhog voiced by Robin Williams.

And, of course, this time you’d get told the groundhog is responsible for the endless repetition of the day and he’d even tell “Phil” why he’s cursing him.

Indiana Jones IV

Lucas agrees to it. Speilberg agrees to it. But Harrison Ford bows out.
So they go back to their original casting idea and get Tom Selleck.

Die Hard starring Woody Allen
Will & Grace starring Will Ferrell and Grace Jones
9 ½ Weeks starring Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman
OK, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little with that last image. Ugh.