You guys are really arching to get some of these foot puns in.
I say give 'em the boot!
Some scientists have been expecting water levels to come up a few feet.
The person’s car was found near a bridge, so I assume the police are thinking he jumped off the bridge (“no foul play”) and the shoes remained bouyant enough to float away once the sea life (“natural processes”) had disarticulated the body.
Nah, the detectives were just doing things by the book - toeing the line, as it were.
The weird part is that the victim used to be six feet tall, now he’s just 48 inches.
That’s right. He lost two feet.
mmm
Actually I heard there was just a sole detective working the case. After solving this case he should be a shoe-in for a promotion.
The cops need more boots on the ground to investigate this.
And some gumshoes.
They were caught flat-footed.
They are not gonna walk this off.
The detectives haven’t been able to find the location of the bodies because they are always a foot off…:smack:
Well they certainly got off on the wrong foot investigating it.
And they’re clearly not putting their best foot forward.
They’d better tread carefully.
Otherwise they will find the shoe on the other foot.
I wonder if the victim had any archenemies?
I’m waiting on the other shoe to drop.
Well, this thread is certainly off and running. It’s rare that these kinds of stories get this amount of traction around here.
Enjoy,
Steven
No more puns! I’m putting my foot down!
Which jurisdiction foots the bill for the investigation?
Thanks. I was drinking coffee when I read that, and it really hurt. Had to wipe some off my monitor.
Don’t worry. I’m sure mmm will foot the bill for a new monitor.
Another one, yesterday afternoon.