You are all so going to hell.
Am I being callous, or are these puns just not humerus?
They need the help of Dr. Shoals.
There could be hundreds of these things rotating around in the Great Pacific Gyre. Probably looks like some giant underwater track meet.
Let us pray for their soles.
Conversely, these finds may just be the tibia iceberg. I wouldn’t fibula+t.
*The last is too forced.