Nope, still looking for the keys.
I Did find, though 38 cents, a bottle opener, a condom, and a lint encrusted Tootsie roll pop, so all around, we’re doin’ ok.
I’m always jealous of those posters that manage to get in after a thread lockdown.
Look on the keyboard.
Sorry.
So it’s been, what, three hours since this thread was unlocked so Arnold could say it would be locked, and it’s still unlocked?
wring, did you look, uh…in the obvious place that anyone would be thinking if they saw your UnaBoard avatar? 
Lets just hope the neighbors cat doesn’t go in there.
last time I looked there, I suffocated. Maybe I should get help?
I sometimes lose my keys in my left hand. I never think to look there. I’m right-handed.
I swear, subtlety is lost on you people.
Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!!!