Remember my "companies that deserve bankruptcy" thread?

Which is here, by the way.

Weeeeeeeell, it is with great pleasure that I read that Levi’s is going out of business!

In trendier places (like Montreal, for instance), fancy-schmancy dirty-denim Tommy jeans might fly off the Panto-shelves like hotcakes, but when I worked at Pantorama/1850 stores in Ottawa (I got experience in almost every store in that district, btw), Levi’s were our only shot at making our sales goals.
Men and women (but especially men) who hated to shop had it easy with Levi’s - just remember one three-digit style number and one four-digit size number, and ta-da! Instant Perfect Pants. People who were particularly faithful to one style would come in and buy two or three pairs in two or three different colours. These were our gravy sales.
The rest of the time, we were scrambling to compete with places like The Gap, Stitches, Old Navy and Jean Machine, most of which were cheaper, which means we didn’t stand a chance. Most of the time we made sales by suckering in clueless people who would find the same thing for less at The Bay at the other end of the mall. Then we’d get the cheap thrill of pointing at our “No Refund” signs, and laughing when they stormed out. Of course, this meant that as a whole, our chain stores had zero customer loyalty. Except when it came to Levi’s. Good, plain, old-fashioned Levi’s. The only time our Levi’s sales suffered, was when one of the department stores had a mega-sale on them and seriously undercut us.

Levi’s were the only good thing Panto-stores had going for them (not to mention the fact that they bought Levi’s franchises called “The Original Levi’s Store”).

Bring on the flaming wreckage!

::rubs hands together gleefully::

Aw, crap. I googled, and they’re just being sourced out to sweatshops, not closing. Please lock this thread.

Why were there quotes like; “fading this American icon like a pair of its own 501s”?

Er, according to your link they’re not going out of business. They are just closing the last manufacturing plant * in the United States * that makes them. The only way they can compete on price is to make them overseas. And this is good how?

Since the OP was typed in under a false premise and the original poster has requested it, this thread will be closed.

Soon?

Eventually…

Thus he spake…

It was locked, then unlocked so Arnold could tell us it would be locked, then left unlocked.

Somebody forgot his keys?

(pats his pants pockets . . . looks under the table in the kitchen . . . checks the bedside table)

Please St. Anthony, help me find the keys . . .

think, Arnold where were you when you last knew you had the keys?? Did you remember to check under the bed??? that’s where they were last time.

3…2…1…fizzle

Arnold’s keys were under your bed, wring?

Guess all we have to do is to sit around and whittle…

he was helping me, um, moderate , yea, that was it.

Looks like somebody left the sandbox uncovered…

Seems like every time I have to search for my keys, they’re right next to where I thought they were in the first place, and it’ll be the third or fourth time I’ve checked that place when I finally see em. It boggles the mid.

Maybe Arnolds keys fell in it…

Whenever I search for my keys they are always in the last place I look. Then a friend told me, duh, it’s that way because you always stop looking once you find them! So now, whenever I find my keys, I keep on looking for them afterwards, just to be different.

Locked yet?

Man, I tell ya, I can’t fucking stand it when my mid gets boggled. That can really fuck a person up. :smiley: