This may bring back some Dopers’ recollections; most of us probably remember a teacher during junior high or high school or college who was enough of a hunk or bimbo (visually only) to get a different kind of attention from students of the opposite sex. (Of course, the appearance of the person’s physique has no connection with the abundance, or lack thereof, of gray matter inside the person’s skull.) As a high school freshman, in 1963, I had a substitute at one point, who bent down, in my direction, to assist the person sitting just ahead of me; when the period ended I was really embarrassed when I stood up to leave! :o
Please post examples of this…
My 10th grade art teacher falls into this category. She would wear knee length denim skirts and would hike them up to use a pottery wheel. Occasionally, she’d wear tight jeans, REALLY tight jeans. Camel toe tight. Did I mention the jeans were tight?
I guess I must have been overly horny as a teen.
My french teacher in high school was hot.
In college, my french teacher was from France and she was totally hot.
I had another professor in college that held class in a really cold room, and lets just say it was hard to keep my mind on class with her nipples at full attention.
If I think of more I will let you know.
Jeffery
I had a teacher in 3rd grade who looked like a beauty queen, but I was too young to appreciate it. I actually felt sorry for the student teachers we had in 11th and 1th grade. To be only 3 or 4 years older than a bunch of horny adolescent boys. One of them actually had to turn down a date with one of the football team.
My college statics teacher if you can believe it. She was hot. It was the only class I attended on a regular basis for the 2 years I was at University!
-Frankie
Lack of charisma can be fatal
Why are you restricting it to students of the opposite sex?
Nope. Not a one. I had a crush on my High School English Teacher but she was no distracting beauty.
However, when I was 12 (I have no idea what that equates to in US Grades - we called it Form 2) my teacher was Mrs Thomas, and she had enormous breasts. I, not being a fan of large breasts, didn’t care a jot, but most of the other guys did. As her class was called 2T you can imagine some of the jokes.
She eventually was fired for dallying with a student, or so it was claimed.
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Mrs. Buchanan. 9th grade keyboarding. Probably 25 years old, blond, and beautiful. I mean, wow beautiful. Our 9th grade class part was at a YMCA, with a pool and she swam!! All of the guys were in the water, but none of them were moving.
And as for having her lean over and help with something on the keyboard. Oh my.
Can you tell I REALLY liked her?
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One of the most boring college classes I ever took was taught by a very dashing TA. He dressed very casually, so he usually wore shorts. This was great, since the class was in an auditorium, the lucky students sat directly at eye level of his well-sculpted calves.
The only teacher I was hot for was in the Van Halen video.
Yer pal,
Satan
oh, man… I think I broke my pencil…
(Wistful sigh…)
Thanks, Satan.
JMCJ
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I had this hot male surfer 8th grade teacher. He would always talk about things that had happened to him while surfing. One day we asked him about his lifeguard job from high school. He told us “It was funny, I loved it but it took a while for me to get in with the other guys. Then after a few weeks the jumped me after work, striped me naked, tied me up between two poles, and painted me three colors. Left me on the beach naked for two hours trying to get lose. After that I was in.”
I don’t want to start on what that did to many of the females and males in that class.
You young’uns had it good.
Visually distracting? We had a sub in junior high – elderly lady – always had what appeared to be the shoulder strap from her slip hanging down at the hem of her dress. I suppose she could have put it on upside down. ??
What’s a slip, you ask? It’s those slinky black things that girls wear to prom. In my day (humphff) it’s what we wore under dresses and skirts.
One of our regular junior high teachers had a wardrobe of Ban-lon sweaters. This was in the pointy bra days, and Ban-lon is clingy and see-through. She’d wear hers tucked in the waistband of her skirts. I guess if I was a 13-year-old boy, I’d have thought that was hot.
This is totally boring, I know, but I wanted to let you young folks know what you, ahem, missed, back in the 50’s.
Not being specialists on bear’s dicks, none of us responded. We didn’t want to look like fools. Joe Lansdale, The Two-Bear Mambo
An English lit prof in undergraduate school. He was a great teacher, a genuinely nice man and he was also, objectively speaking, drop dead gorgeous. Most of the female students, and possibly some of the males as well, drifted through the class in a state of wistful lust.
It helped (or not) that his wife also taught on campus. She was just as head-swivelling gorgeous as he was. They were one of those impossibly perfect couples that make insecure (barely) post adolescents feel like last week’s kitty litter.
Oh well. I learned a lot in his classes and a little daydreaming was appropriate for the age.
Veb
Both from community college:
David, my history teacher. He wore this great-looking flannel shirt that I KNEW would be all warm and cozy to wear while I went to get us coffee in the morning. Turns out, he liked the guy next to me better.
Dr Azrari, Poli Sci. He played racquet ball after class, and wore his shorts. I love thick calves. And he had a cool accent too.
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To Winkleried:
I specified the opposite-sex attraction because the topic was meant as an extension of my own recollections from adolescence. I graduated from high school in 1967 and the idea of same-sex attraction simply did not exist; and any suggestion that such attraction did exist, at that time, would have precipitated a local scandal, causing the teacher involved to be fired, and/or prosecuted, and perhaps a civil action taken by the adolescent’s parents.
Sorry, but I deliberately omitted any homosexual connotations from this topic.
This wasn’t my own experience, exactly, but when I was a TA in graduate school I worked for a very attractive female professor who favored tight leather skirts and spike heels for lecturing attire. I used to entertain myself during lectures I had heard many times before by observing the reactions of the guys in the class. “Notes? Oh yeah…I’m supposed to be taking notes…”
My high school art teacher …<sigh>
You had to pre-approved my him to take art class for grade 12, so by this time the class was tiny and you got alot of one on one attention,also Willie (that’s his name)always had his senior students for homeroom…so you could spend extra time on your portfolio.
Anyways, there was nothing more exilerating than having Willie come up behind you and put his hands on your shoulders as you were working in something…talk about your raging hormones!!! And let’s not even go into the darkroom…
is it warm in here??
Newton: home of the student who always caused scandal by eventually getting the teachers he wanted in one way or another…
(Newton wake up you are drooling on the keyboard)
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No but seriously now, read the first line of my post and make it true.
I did. 
and I married one of em.
Ok, this is not a horny story.
In 7th grade I had an english teacher who had saggy breasts. I figured this out later.
At the time I was just frieked out, because every time she came over to my desk, these little knobby thingies would be poking out of her lower stomach. She was very flat on top, just two knobby thingies near her stomach. And she wore these tight sweaters.
Distracted the hell out of me in class, I kept trying to figure out what they were.