but apparently not on this board
Oak-ay, Boomer.
The contrite OP learns his hard lesson, is duly penitant, begs forgiveness and absolution. 
Should the OP be brought in front of the Review Board?
He wrote: “Mods, I beg you”. So he’s bringing himself up before the Review Board! May they have mercy on his account here!
But what about the Double Secret Probation Review Board?
They’re full of sap.
I don’t understand why yew wooden want more board puns…
I think that keeping this thread open is the willow the people.
I never get sycamore puns.
Grovin’ on a Monday afternoon
Really wooden get away too soon
I can’t imagine any pun that’s better
The board is ours whenever we’re together
There ain’t a thread I’d like to be instead of
yew keep that up - he’s gonna get pith’d.
I wood knot want that to happen. Maybe I should just leaf this thread alone and log out…
Alright, I’ll send this silliness to MPSIMS. Though they might close it or send it to some other place.
It doesn’t belong in P&E though.
I knew the powers that beam were eventually going to come slat us down
I knew he wood do that.
This thread is really starting to branch out.
yeah - it twiggered quite a few
Man, this thread is un-tenon-able.
Tripler
I’m still glad I joined it, though.
Many of us are really nailing this one.