I think that http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/007347.html should be changed from The joys of going #2… to “I just turned 5 years old and my anus still fascinates me.”
http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/007281.html should be changed from The confessional. Come one! Come All to “I want to hear something really dirty that I can later blackmail you with.”
http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/007073.html should be changed from The Quitting Smoking Diary to “How Satan extinguished his noxious sulfourous fumes and how he is now giving everyone else hell because he is so stressed.” 
None of these are meant to be intentionally nasty towards the authors or the respondants in the threads. If they are read that way, sorry. Come make up your own.
HUGS!
Sqrl