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Smartie

Camp Pee

Rock-a-fooler

I, Mall Otter

(anagram for Omar Little)

Wanky Dickings

The Mediocre Bathed One

greasywrench

The Little Sanitized

La Gioconda da Springfield

brothybabe

ketchuplady

Penis Envy

Tonto

needsamaxipad

One of the only men in the world who is afraid of mice.

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A) possibly suits him, but that’s far too many characters – I think the maximum is 20

B) Melon Puke

The Detergent Hunter

moderately tipsy

Quack D’Fowl

perfectly straight