rent-a-chimp

Factual Questions
1

A friend of mine is having a bachelor party and wants to have a chimp that smokes cigars attend. Is there a way to rent a chimp for a party legitimately? (I know, I know… animal rights, ethics, exploitation… but just imagine the class a smoking chimp could bring to a social gathering.) :cool:

2

I dunno, but read this first: http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_001b.html

3

Or just check with these folks:

http://www.hollywoodanimals.com/Animal_Parties_Events.htm

4

In fact, here’s a national listing of animal rentals. Price will undoubtedly be prohibitive:

http://www.rasource.com/animalsnational.htm

5

i’ve read the article and advised my friend of this, but a smoking chimp (wearing a derby) would be worth the risk

6

And then there’s always the “stripper in a chimp suit” trick.:smiley: