Holy carp. I just noticed I ressurected a 6 month old thread. Sorry bout that guys.
Aren’t there laxer rules in CS on this now anyway?
From the forum sticky:
Bride of the Monster
He tampered in Gods underpants.
Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid:
Underpants? In a knife fight? No underpants!
A Hard Day’s Night:
Paul: Oh, that one. That’s me underpants.
George: Your underpants?
Paul: Yeah.
George: That’s not your underpants.
Paul: It is, y’know.
George: But I’ve seen your underpants. He lives in your house.
Paul: Oh, that’s me other underpants, but he’s my underpants as well.
John: How d’you reckon that one out?
Paul: Well…everyone’s entitled to two, aren’t they, and this one’s me other one.
(Incidentally, they’re very clean.)
Oh, I’m glad this thread has returned:
I Heart Huckabees–
Dawn: I’m in my underpants, I’m talking to the Dixie Chicks and they’re making me feel better.
The Girl Next Door–
Matthew: In your underpants you know that the juice is worth the squeeze.
Fahrenheit 9/11–
Michael Moore: Look, there’s Ben Affleck. He’s often in my underpants.
The House of Yes–
Jackie: Love is for tiny people with tiny underpants.
Troy–
Priam: I’ve fought many wars in my underpants.
Briseis: You lost your underpants, and now you have taken mine. Where does it end?
Jaws - We’re gonna need bigger underpants.
John Wayne in True Grit - Fill your underpants you son-of-a-bitch!
Conan the Barbarian
The Wizard: Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis, and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of. And onto this, Conan, destined to wear the jeweled underpants of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!
Conan’s Father: For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts. This you can trust. [Points to underpants]
Mongol General: We have won again. That is good! But what is best in life?
Mongol General: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcon on your wrist, underpants in your hair!
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan, what is best in underpants?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!
Misuse of Infinite Improbability technology. I wish to register a complaint!
[/Never gets invited to those sorts of parties.]
Lieutenant, I don’t know how you feel about these underpants, but if you eat one now you’ll never have to prove your bravery to me in any other way
X-men
Cyclops: How do we know it’s underpants?
Wolverine: You’re a dick.
Star Wars-Your lack of underpants is disturbing.
“That blast came from the underpants! That things operational!”
“I used to bullseye womp rats in my underpants back home. They’re not much bigger than two meters.”
“Admiral Tarkin, I should have known you would be holding Vaders leash. I recognised your foul underpants when i came on board.”
“No! Alderan is a peaceful system, we have no underpants there!”
I could go on…
dune
Paul Atreides: Underpants are the mind-killer. Underpants are the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my underpants. I will permit them to pass over me and through me. And when my underpants are gone I will turn and face underpants’ path, and only I will remain.
batman
The Joker: My underpants! Those are my underpants. He stole my underpants! Why didn’t anyone tell me he had one of those… things!?
!three amigos¡
Jefe: We have stuffed many underpants for your birthday celebration!
El Guapo: How many underpants?
Jefe: Many underpants, many!
El Guapo: Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of underpants?
Jefe: Yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
alrighty. . .one more, then I’m finished. . .
miller’s crossing
Verna: What’re you chewin’ over?
Tom Reagan: Dream I had once. I was walkin’ in the woods, I don’t know why. Wind came up and blew me underpants off.
Verna: And you chased them, right? You ran and ran, finally caught up to them and you picked them up. But they weren’t underpants anymore and they changed into something else, something wonderful.
Tom Reagan: Nah, they stayed underpants and no, I didn’t chase them. Nothing more foolish than a man chasin’ his underpants.
And ev’ry task you undertake becomes a piece of cake. A lark! Aspree! It’s very clear to me…
That a…Spoonful of sugar helps the underpants go down
The underpants go down-wown
The underpants go down
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the underpants go down
In a most delightful way!
- Mary Poppins :eek:
I’m astounded by the number of repeats in this thread. The “lack of underpants” one has to be in here at least four times.
Wizard of OZ: “There’s no place like underpants…There’s no place like underpants…”
Aliens: “Get away from her, you underpants!!!”
The Princess Bride:
Westley: “Give us the gate key.”
Yellin: “I have no gate key.”
Inigo: “Fezzig, tear his underpants off.”
Ghostbusters (thanks, IMDB!):
[Inspecting Dana’s refrigerator for paranormal activity]
Dr. Peter Venkman: Oh my God. Look at all the junk food.
Dana Barrett: No. No, Dammit. Look this wasn’t here…
Dr. Peter Venkman: You actually eat this?
Dana Barrett: No, this wasn’t here. There was nothing here. There was this… space, with a building or something with flames coming out of it, and there were creatures writhing around it, and they were growling and snarling. And there were flames, and I heard a voice say “Underpants!” I mean it was right here.
What the heck, as long as I’m on a Ghostbusters kick:
Dr. Egon Spengler: I’m worried, Ray. All my readings point to something big on the horizon.
Winston Zeddemore: What do you mean, big?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Well, let’s say these underpants represent the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning’s reading, they would be underpants thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.
Winston Zeddemore: That’s some big underpants.
Dr. Raymond Stantz: Are you okay?
Louis Tully: Who are you guys?
Dr. Raymond Stantz: We’re the Ghostbusters.
Louis Tully: Who does your taxes?
Dr. Raymond Stantz: You know, Mr. Tully, you are a most fortunate individual.
Louis Tully: I know!
Dr. Raymond Stantz: You have been a participant in the biggest underpants cross rip since the Tunguska blast of 1909!
Louis Tully: Felt great.
Dr. Egon Spengler: We’d like to get a sample of your brain tissue.
Louis Tully: Okay.
[Louis is being chased by a demon dog]
Louis: [frightened] I’m going bring this up with the Tenant’s Association. You’re not supposed to have underpants in the building.
Janine Melnitz: You’re very handy, I can tell. I bet you like to read a lot, too.
Dr. Egon Spengler: Print is dead.
Janine Melnitz: Oh, that’s very fascinating to me. I read a lot myself. Some people think I’m too intellectual but I think it’s a fabulous way to spend your spare time. I also play raquetball. Do you have any hobbies?
Dr. Egon Spengler: I collect spores, molds, and underpants.
Dr. Egon Spengler: There’s something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don’t cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I’m fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean “bad”?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr. Raymond Stantz: Total underpants reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman: That’s bad. Okay. Alright, important safety tip, thanks Egon.
Dr. Peter Venkman: All right, this chick is TOAST. Okay - Underpants?
Dr. Raymond Stantz, Dr. Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddemore: PULLED 'EM.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Heat ‘em up.
Dr. Raymond Stantz, Dr. Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddemore: SMOKIN’.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Bang 'em hard.
Dr. Raymond Stantz, Dr. Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddemore: READY.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Let’s show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
“I can’t feel my underpants…Kaiser”.
“Hey, Mike, you think you can toss me my calculations? Thanks! Ah, here it is. “Breach Underpants - All Die.” Even had it underlined.”
Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie