replacement acronyms

So someone asked the newbie questionwhat does IIRC mean? People around GQ were just too friendly to jump on it, but some of you bright bulbs should be able to come up with better than these totally lame-o attempts:

IIRC:
I’m in rehab center
If insensible resuscitate completely
If I’m Roman Catholic

Also, FWIW and YMMV should offer som enice possibilities.

Five Women In Winnebagoes (FWIW)

Your Mother May Vomit (YMMV)

WTF- Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
WTF- Wow, that’s funny!