As a tech support rep, I get a lot of “problems” with Y2K that can be summed up with the following true conversation that someone more clever than I had.
Tech: Thanks for calling tech support, can I help you?
Caller: Am I Y2K compliant?
Tech Well, what year comes after 1999?
Tech: Hmm. Doesn’t look good.
Caller: What? My computer should be Y2K Compliant!
Tech: Oh, your computer is fine, but I’m worried about the user.
Caller: Asshole click
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.