To get on the ballot, Santos will need to secure 3500 signatures between April 16th and May 28th. Tricky but not impossible to acquire without a budget. I would guess that Santos will opt for a write-in campaign. His trial is scheduled for September.
Are these 3500 signatures from different people? Can George simply sign his own name 3500 times? Must these be actual people as opposed to imaginary or dead?
jk
Sorry, just imagining what must be going through his head (bonkers).
Thanks for taking one for the team!
(BTW, I just introduced my teenage kid to the 1985 David Mamet film House of Games. Now there’s some old school con artists. Show me a con artist! We’re taking dinosaurs.)
Are you kidding? That sounds like work.
He’s got people to do that for him. Wife and two kids specifically, plus maybe one of the GFs he’s been boffing. If he can keep that detail a secret from wifey.
He has a husband!
OK then. Adjust the genders as necessary. My point stands.
Even if Santos’s reputation doesn’t.
GFs?
Not that I explosively care one way or another - just doubting.
Strongly.
Minor hijack, my six year old son who is crazy, tells me “I’m not crazy, I am completely bonkers!”
I like that word.
I’ve always been fond of the British phrase “barking mad.”
If you look at the London tube map, you’ll understand another phrase “Gone a bit Hornchurch” (i.e., several stops beyond Barking)
I’ve not heard that, although I recall Thatcher being called “totally Dagenham” for the same reason.
But wasn’t Kieth Maniac (Guatamala) "stark…raving…mad "?
An end to the saga?
Don’t count him out yet!
That’s the “other” George Santos. The real one is up for Speaker of the House and the Noble Prise.
He’d probably make a better speaker than the present one.
Actually, word on the street says he’ll be running for president.
I was going to say, a bearded fellow in a blazer and sweater named Serge Gantos will suddenly enter the political arena.
Ha!!!