“I like the way Sotnas thinks!”
“His Nobel Peace Prize, Congressional Medal of Honor and three leggy-supermodel wives are pretty impressive, too!”
I’d be impressed by a supermodel with three legs too.
Maybe she’s from the Isle of Man?
–makes a PIT-level, possibly NSFW crack about Santos and thinks better of it, being all P&E–
Now now @Elendil_s_Heir, you’re surely not suggesting he was lying about his sexual orientation previously? I mean, of course it’s possible, he’s lied about nearly everything else, but I wouldn’t want us to go too far. 
Before I post this, I assure you this is not satire. This is plucked directly from George Santos’s Twitter feed:
Didn’t he deny even being Kitara?
You have to admire his…chutzpah.
Oh no he lied.
What does kitara mean in this context? Wikipedia has half a dozen meanings, plus there’s a game with the name, but none seem to be applicable here.
IIRC, it was his drag name.
Coincidentally, I played that game yesterday.
Of course, now that he’s not running for office any more, he needs a new grift and he doesn’t need that lie anymore.
I read that as “Snotas”.
I have a 5th grader’s sense of humour.
I was impressed that George Soros used to be an infamously deadly martial artist in drag, then I realized the character from Mortal Kombat was named Kitana.
Wait, so Santos has been Soros all along?
I believe he is also Sulu, the helmsman on the Enterprise.
Dang my autocorrect is a conspiracy theorist,
Tbh, trading on his celebrity on Cameo seems like relatively honest work to me. I’m not sure what Santos will do after his stint in prison
Writing a book seems the way to go.
A fictional autobiography?