I’m making a mental note that, should I ever find myself in that position, to route the money through a third party. Instead of having my BFF Ghislaine or Elon post my bail, I’ll have them give the cash to my mom and she can take care of it.
I used to have a guy that would set up bullshit companies just to take care of these transfers but I guess he’s not doing that anymore.
Aha!
Talking away
I don’t know what I’m to say
I’ll say it anyway…
The conversation above is all about this story.
You’re shyin’ away
I’ll be comin’ for you anyway
I have no idea how these things work, but couldn’t the rich benefactors just pay a licensed bail bondsman to spring the accused? Granted, those people usually handle relatively minor crimes, but if they come to court prepared to post a million-dollar bond, is there some sort of law that requires them to tell where they got the money?
And if not, should there be such a law? I can see arguments on both sides.
Bail-bondsmen require a stiff fee…
I’m just waiting until they try to put him under oath and the Bible explodes.
Which would be well worth it to someone with enough money to post the theoretical million-dollar bond and not want their identity known.
Or bursts into flame?
I always assumed Devolder and the Bible would work more like this:
And if it was a copy of the Old Testament only, it would be so much better! The parallels of a ‘Jew-ish’ person trying to appropriate the powers of JHVH in the name of a hate filled populist would just be too spot on.
“I solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God.”
ECHOING VOICE FROM THE HEAVENS:
“For the last time George, leave me out of this.”
“We’re in a windowless courtroom. Where’d that freakin’ lightning bolt come from…?”
Santos: “I haven’t mentioned this before but I’m actually Thor.”
Put thome Athpercreme on it.
Thankth.
His lawyers say that it was family members, not political figures who paid the bail.
Did they all look suspiciously like George? Like the Clumps in the Eddie Murphy Nutty Professor films?
Family? As in Cosa Nostra?
I’m reminded of the officer’s club in “MAS*H”, where it was determined that non-officer family members could enter, and Hawkeye claims everyone is related to him.