Republican Glurge??

I received the following in an email today from my rabidly Republican wealthy sister. It is submitted without comment for your viewing pleasure.

It’s certainly Snopesworthy, but I think this lacks the hokey inspirational or sentimental content that characterizes true glurge.

I didn’t think to check Snopes; thanks for the link. I’d refer Snopes to my sister but she would believe it was a left wing site set up to ruin Republicans.

Mods, I guess there is no point in keeping this open, is there?

It sounds pretty scary to me if it is true but I haven’t heard her say anything like that directly.

As you wish.