True. 98% of us would mentally insert “Gay” anyway.
The nominations for SDMB Straight Line/Snark Inspiration of the Year 2011 are now officially closed.
At least I was the straight man.
The repubs cheered allowing a young man who didn’t buy health insurance to die.
They cheered Texas executing many more people than any other state.
They booed a soldier on the front lines risking his life for them because he is gay.
I think ARUVQAN did not do enough research, or he has revealed who he really is.
I’m not familiar enough with your posting style to understand where you were going with that comment. I wanted to make sure you weren’t being exceptionally droll or trying to make some deeper point. So I looked at your recent posts and found this:
Suffice it to say, your opinion doesn’t seem worth considering seriously. But thank you for your attempt at contribution to the discourse.
I know somebody who isn’t…
Aaaaannnnd somebody else, too.
ETA: The hell with it. I see no need to be coy.
You pick the skanks whose politics is closest to yours? This isn’t hard.
Barring that, pick the skanks whose primary you want to participate in.
I love that Santorum says he didn’t hear the booing. It’s very considerate for him to pause for something he didn’t hear.
Wouldn’t it be less of an issue if we didn’t have specific legislation (or policy) that makes it an issue?
Of course they don’t. We don’t allow any of those filthy, disgusting robosexuals in our army!
I used to register republican because my congressional district had been republican since it’s creation, so the primary was the only way to influance the outcome. I changed my affiliation so that I could help nominate Obama over Clinton , and lo! Martin Heinrich (D) is also my Congressman.
For such a sombre field of moralists, they sure know how to boo gay.
Harder, Will Robinson, harder!
I am totally voting straight Skankatarian ticket next election.
That’s some funny shit right there! 
It’s so easy for me to get my antecedents twisted these days, such that a single-line post like that one is just the other side of comprehensibility for me.
Could I trouble you to clarify your meaning, please?
Says who? If you hold both major parties in such contempt, then don’t register with them.
To be fair, it’s possible that his ears were clogged with the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that are always the byproduct of Rick Santorum.