Let’s say that next year, a series of random unfortunate events leave Obama, Biden, & Mrs Clinton all dead or incapacitated. A mourning nation rallies behind the Democratic nominee for 2012, leaving the GOP with no chance to retake the White House.
So, all you Republicans, conservatives, libertarians, independents, Tea Partiers, whatever labels I’ve forgotten:
What Democrat do you cross party lines to vote for, or hope wins if that’s not an option for you?
Crap- when I read the title I thought- “Hillary Clinton”.
OK- I’m treating this as a counter-factual game~
My answer is Bill Clinton.
My defense- the multiple tragedies leave the nation shocked & heartbroken so they search for a leader who can get things done. Presidential term-limits are rescinded from the Constitution to enable Bill Clinton to run. Even with MonicaGate, he balanced the budget, reformed welfare & had a generally successful eight years. Now footloose & fancy-free & able to carouse with hotties openly & at will, think of what he could accomplish!
But the voters also would realize, he would need a counter-balance, like Gingrich.
Rep. Mike Pence of Indiana (and Hanover College alum- WOOT!) is Speaker of the House.
Bonus- Clinton gets the endorsement of Rush Limbaugh. Rush realizes that he was at his peak as Clinton’s media thorn in the flesh & wants to repeat those glory days.
Someone whose voting record shows they possess competence and ethics, who is a strong proponent of individual rights. Anyone that voted in favour of the Federal Assault Weapons Ban or the War in Iraq is right out.
Lyndon LaRouche. Or Dennis Kucinich. Just for the laughs.
Constitutionally Jimmy Carter is eligible. If we’re going to let a Democrat run this country completely into the ground let someone with experience doing that handle the job.
Jim Doyle of Wisconsin. Like I insinuated, if we’re going to run this country completely into the ground, why fuck around? Take a shit or get off the pot, huh?