Republicans have secret gay sex clubs for GOP congressmen and senators

Is it true that The Family and the C Street Frathouse are secret gay sex clubs for the likes of Diaper Dave Vitter, Craig Livingston, Mark Foley and other members of the GOP congressional delegation where they can go to have gay sex, be secretly filmed and blackmailed for the rest of their career? Can anyone prove that such is not the real double secret purpose these supposedly secret Christian tryst dens?

It’s even worse than that. Lot offered his daughters to the angry mob, and this can obviously be taken as a commandment for Christians to follow. Any Christian who claims to not send their daughters to an underage brothel on the weekends is obviously just following the commandment to cover up their secret pedophilic religion!

I don’t get it. In the linked thread, Huerta88 isn’t asking people to prove a negative, just asking if there is some tradition of victory mosques. Most people in that thread were having a legitimate discussion.

Your parody doesn’t work.

That would certainly explain their high degree of party “loyalty”.

No. But there is a secret gay bathhouse under the Matterhorn at Disneyland. You can have buttsecks with male prostitutes dressed like Donald Duck, Hercules, and that pug dog from Pocahontas.

Agreed.

But it doesn’t matter. Let the kiddies have their fun.

Oh my god, how did Disney know my deepest secret?

Then off the you go!

That is unfair. I heard they quit the diaper sex, thesame group sex parties and the beastiality weeks ago.

It was in one of their songs…

“…some day my Prince will come…”

They are covering up the questions about Glen Beck killing a woman in the 70s. I am not saying it happened, but why is the mainstream media ignoring the question? It’s all over the internet.

I don’t know about “The Family”, but the “C Street House” is where Republicans go to strategize about how they’ll rape and pillage other people, not each other.

That is what they want you to think. But because that is what they want you to think so it will act as a cover for their secret Muslim rituals. You know how the most rabid homophobes are publicly against gays and lesbians, but secretly gay themselves? Well they accuse Obama of being a secret Muslim and claim to be Christians for the purpose of hiding the fact that they are not Christians, but worship money and power with every fiber of their faithless souls. The proof is to look not at what they say, but at what they do and what they do not do: everything is about bowing down before Mammon and refusing basic charity to poor people.

I think the main closeted Congressional gay bar in the back of the independent bookstore “The Bent Over Page”.

Actually, what I find Pit-able from that thread is the insistence of so many assholes to post “but Christians do it, too!”. It was a simple question, and the OP explicitly asked to avoid a GD debate about the subject.

Nitpick: though undeniably creepy and almost certainly nefarious, the C Street Center has both Republican and Democratic residents/attendees.

:D:D:D

Shot from Guns:
Because the purpose of GQ is to answer question, not to route out the political leanings of the people asking the questions. Especially when the OP explicitly asks to not turn this into a political debate.

I don’t care what the retard requests. If he asks a loaded question, he’s going to get some complex answers.

I fail to see why, on a board dedicated to fighting ignorance, you have *any *objection whatsoever to giving someone more factual information than they may have thought to ask for, but information that is nonetheless related to their original inquiry.

How is it a loaded question?

Person A: My friend told me about <conspiracy theory 427>. This sounds like some sort of conspiracy theory crap. There isn’t really any truth in it, is there?
Person B: OH YOU RETARD! HOW DARE YOU ASK A LEADING QUESTION!!! I HATE YOU!!1!!1!

To me, it just seems like Person B’s reading comprehension needs some work.