<defends manhood>
<points to thread about hyena pseudo-penises>
<grabs crotch>
<makes wild claim by holding hands as far apart as possible>
<asks how you doin’>
<quote of previous post>
<witty remark in reference to a misspelling or grammatical error in said post>
<overlong anecdote tangentially related to the topic at hand>
<numerous parenthetical asides aimed at restoring topicality lost in the above overlong anecdote>
<randomly occuring double post of above>
[QUOTE=Mindfield]
<makes wild claim by holding hands as far apart as possible>
QUOTE]
<shakes head in disbelief>
<random female poster makes remarks about Guillotine>
<reads through posts, use of 
smiley>
<comment about how truly mundane this thread is>
<favorite non-sequitorial quote inserted for humorous effect>
<waits for comments expressing appreciation of said humor>
<hears crickets>
<wonders how managed to screw up coding in last post>
<sighs and wanders away>
<retort about cruelty to hyenas>
<angry smiley>
<grinning smiley>
<indicates dissatisfaction with current thread’s theme>
<points to thread in The Pit ranting about thread and its originator>
<convenient anecdote only slightly related to hyenas, in which massive size of poster’s manhood is alluded to.>
<post meant for another entirely unrelated thread posted to this one in error by addicted doper with too many windows open>
<link to Jehovah’s Witness website disguised as bestiality porn>
<comment about inappropriate Google ads>
<remark about how everything I wanted to say was already said>
<“Me too!” Thrown in for good measure>
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<explosion of poster’s head as she tries to figure out the above equation>
<acknowledgment and acceptance of terms>
<overused board in-joke cliche>
<expression of deep remorse and regret over using the above>
<posts comment that kills thread>
<argumentative assertation that I am more of a thread-killer than previous poster>