<salutations to all users who opened this thread>
<expressing dissatisfaction about one’s own ability to use the forum’s ‘search’ function>
<vague description of thread of entertaining value>
<polite request for link to said thread>
<cordial greetings>
<expression that yes, one would be happy to link to thread>
<ponderance of moral quandaries>
<link to Tubgirl in place of link to thread>
<nonsensical statement involving plankton>
<vitriolic rant against FRM for the link>
<request for brain bleach>
<purported link to requested thread that actually links to “thread”>
<3>
<2>
<…>
<145,679th reference to Hal’s propensity for sheep>
<SMACKS Spatial Rift 47 with WET TROUT for nonsensical statement involving plankton>
<remark attributed to Grapist>
<streaks through thread>
<expression of wonderment that a thread like this hasn’t happened for at least 6 months>
<statement of satisfaction that the poster got a post in on the first page of this one>
<prediction that the thread will be closed in very short order>
<smilie>
<reminder about 2-click rule regarding images not safe for work or minors>
<announcement that FRM has been ratted out to moderators>
<attempted link to requested thread that actually links back to post above this one>
<Hi Opal>
<upon return request fruit based baked goods>
<hijack>
<screwed up coding>
<end hijack>
<apologies to other posters for hijack, use of 
smiley>
<re-post with correct coding>
<curses laid upon hamsters, Og, self, the Republican party; use of :smack: smiley>
<apologies for double post>
<assertion that I’ve seen this being done on some political blog this week>
<strong assertion that it has been done here better before: Behold, the mighty Ouborousishness that is
“thread”.>
<remark about how it looked like a penis, only smaller>
<wonders why there are effectively two threads like this currently raking in the post-counts>
<nudging post pointing hawthorne up to post #4>
<expression of thanks to hawthorne>
<request to mods to close thread, unless more entertainment can be derived from it>