[QUOTE=anyrose]
<explosion of poster’s head as she tries to figure out the above equation>
[/QUOTE]
It counts the number of unique values - both text and numeric - in the range e116:e185 of an Excel spreadsheet while ignoring empty cells. Why the heck it’s gotta be so complicated to do that, is what’s making my head explode.
<makes inquiry about how to make a spoiler box>
<points out wasting time on SDMB instead of working>
<veiled threat to do bodily harm to OP’s pet>
[QUOTE=Mbossa]
<comment about inappropriate Google ads>
[/QUOTE]
<expression of annoyance that people are still commenting about the damn Google ads.>
<suggestion to use Ad blocking software.>
<smug satisfaction>
<quote of Ludovic’s message>
<details on the amounts of mailmen and Jehova’s witnesses that have suffered the wrath of Fluffy Kerbloink Tesla III>
<general ridicule about a wasted 5000th post>
<obligatory “please don’t pit me” smilie>
[QUOTE=iamthewalrus(:3=]
<expression of annoyance that people are still commenting about the damn Google ads.>
<suggestion to use Ad blocking software.>
<smug satisfaction>
[/QUOTE]
<snarky comment involving the term “Mr. Fancypants.”>
<comment about plane on treadmill>
<grin smiley>
–FCOD
[QUOTE=UncleBeer]
It counts the number of unique values - both text and numeric - in the range e116:e185 of an Excel spreadsheet while ignoring empty cells. Why the heck it’s gotta be so complicated to do that, is what’s making my head explode.
[/QUOTE]
<comment to the effect that the quoted post was incomprehensible, since it was not in the proper format of this thread>
<large grinning smilie inserted several times>
[QUOTE=Mindfield]
<defends manhood>
<points to thread about hyena pseudo-penises>
<grabs crotch>
<makes wild claim by holding hands as far apart as possible>
<asks how you doin’>
[/QUOTE]
<Seinfeld quote about shrinkage>
<wtf?!?!!?>
<feeling smug about ability to resist snarky comments>
<wondering if that might qualify as one>
<comment about the thread getting to two pages>
[QUOTE=anyrose]
<comment to the effect that the quoted post was incomprehensible, since it was not in the proper format of this thread>
<large grinning smilie inserted several times>
[/QUOTE]
<my moist humble apologies>
<only God loves the code monkeys>
<obligatory smilie because I raised a code monkey>
<acknowledgement smilies are not cool>
<:p>
<snide comment about UncleBeer not quite keeping up with the generic narrative vernacular>
<discussion of shrinkage>
<uncomfortable looks amongst the men in the thread>
[QUOTE=UncleBeer]
<my moist humble apologies>
[/QUOTE]
<Obligatory sexual innuendo regarding your “moist” apology>
<Obnoxious mostly-off-topic comment that causes more than a few raised eyebrows>
<Blanket statement dismissing previous comment as big joke, illiciting additional raised eyebrows accompanied with eyerolls>
<incoherant rambling that it’s because of gays and atheists that threads like this even happen and cause all the evil in the world, including natural disasters. Goes on for several paragraphs.>
[QUOTE=Antinor01]
<incoherant rambling that it’s because of gays and atheists that threads like this even happen and cause all the evil in the world, including natural disasters. Goes on for several paragraphs.>
[/QUOTE]
<Incomprehensible and unprovoked attack>
<Malicious comments buried in rambling diatribe>
<Smug wrap-up making absolutely no sense whatsoever>
<Strangely lucid statement leaving everyone scratching heads at Winston’s increasing bizarre behavior.>
<quip regarding the negative tone the thread has taken on>