I know, this may be a little controversial in the flyover counties, or whatever we’re calling them these days. I’m sure there are lots of people in those places who don’t think otherwise.
But credible sources claim Barack Hussein Obama’s birth certificate has been verified by the appropriate authorities. I don’t really want to go further into the details in order to keep this on an MPSIMS level.
We could play checkers. We could play chess. Tic-Tac-Toe or global thermonuclear war. Or debate this one. Nah. This one looks even quicker (see below):
Barack Hussein Obama is a United States citizen.
Move 1. I win!
Is that fun or what?