The Hero stands thus!
Don’t think I endorse your self-assessment here; I don’t, but I’m going to let it go, on account of I’m more interested in dealing with the below:
It’s worthwhile to look at politeness and decorum as attributes that you carry around with you, rather than of situations you encounter as you move around in the world.
Ironically, these terms tend to be used by true dbags. (PUAs and their ilk.)
Down with the stigmatizing and stereotyping of douchebag-weenie Americans! :mad:
Hey, he’s got a point. When I think of rugged and manly, the first people who spring to my mind are Lindsey Graham and John Boehner.
The concept of beta males was invented by scientists, who tend to be pretty beta. No shame.
… Hannity, Ryan, Beck, Coulter, Romney, Paul, yeah, gobs of manly spread on toastoterone. Pitfail.
This thread was custom-made for you. It simply begged for your usual schtick. Too bad you can’t confine it to here.
beta males are the sexxx
If that is a douchebag weenie, give me some more please
Last gun show I went to I’m pretty sure I was the only one with a normal BMI and could run a mile.
Don’t feed the trolls.
Dweeb!
I think they’re bringing their own snacks now.
Liberal men are the opposite of closeted, racist, cheap, fearful misogynists who cling to fairy tales, and goddamn I loves me some liberal men!
drops panties
Pretty sure I could run a mile if it was the only way I could avoid going to a gun show. Two, for Star Trek Convention.
My boyfriend’s liberal, and he’s hairier than Burt Reynolds. Even his shoulders are coated in a thick, rugged, highly-kissable layer of black fur.
YOUR MOVE
Gorilla your dreams?
Liberals kill things with their bare hands. If we’re heavily outnumbered, we might use a rock. Guns are obviously for sissies.
It seems to me that the defining attribute of the modern conservative is a bone-deep, stomach-churning, all-encompassing terror. The government is coming for your guns! The gays are coming for your marriage! The Mexicans are coming for your jobs! And there are bears everwhere!
I dunno. Shrieking cowardice doesn’t strike me as very “manly.” YMMV.
Ya know, this. And I’ve seen this demonstrated my entire life, through several presidencies, couple wars, in recessions and in bountiful years. The driving force behind conservative group think has always been fear, followed closely by selfishness and the inability to accept progress. It’s so weak and unappealing.