Seriously, Bing fucking Crosby? SERIOUSLY?!
So somehow I missed ever seeing Holiday Inn, so I picked it up from the library for some seasonal viewing yesterday. Come on. Bing Crosby. Fred Astaire. Stupid plot full of horrible people the movie thinks are charming that’s just an excuse to string together musical numbers. Great Sunday afternoon movie, right?
Oh no, there’s a black actress in this playing a maid… don’t be racist, movie… don’t be racist, movie, please don’t be… oh. Okay. That was fine. I mean, she was a maid and her name was Mammy but there wasn’t actually anything too bad about her character, whew, dodged THAT bullet, huh? Wow, I sure am glad this movie didn’t turn out to be super rac<RECORD SCRATCH>
IS THAT BING CROSBY IN BLACKFACE?
Holy shit, is that the female lead in BLACKFACE AND PICKANINNY BRAIDS?!
ZOMG ARE ALL THE WAITERS AND EVERY EMPLOYEE IN THE HOTEL ALSO ALL IN BLACKFACE?!
Oh, wait. Except the actual black lady and actual black children, who get to sing along about “Who freed the darkies?”
Man, that’ll ruin a movie for you. I think somewhere in the rest of it was a really charming dance number with firecrackers, but I couldn’t really tell you because “holy shit did they honestly just do a blackface number?!” In a very popular movie that didn’t even really come out that long ago as things go? We were dreading the possibility of a Thanksgiving number but that one got “cancelled” in the film world, thank goodness. I can only imagine.
Don’t get me wrong. I’ve seen enough classic films to not really be surprised by casual racism, anti-Semitism, homophobia, whatever. I mean, there’s a continuum - on the one end you’ve got Alec Guinness in a fake nose playing Feisal in Lawrence of Arabia, which is, you know, non-preferred but not super offensive. And on the other hand you’ve got Mickey Rooney’s yellowface in Breakfast at Tiffany’s. The thing is, that’s famous. You mention that movie and anybody with any familiarity with it is all “oh, yeah, too bad about that Mickey Rooney thing.” And of course the older a movie is the more likely it is to have something in it - Safety Last had a pretty gross Jewish jeweler in it, but that’s a silent. It’s antique. I’d never even heard there was anything objectionable in Holiday Inn! As far as I know there’s no general stain attached to it - it’s just sort of a second tier Christmas movie, right? The one with White Christmas in it that they had to kind of remake into White Christmas?
It’s a damned good thing my son is five months old - two years from now we’d have had some ‘splainin’ to do, and that’s a really complicated thing to explain! (Not racism as such, obviously we’re going to have to address that in life and in movies, but particularly the insane heritage of blackface numbers and why it’s specifically so so bad.) Do they usually just cut that part out or something? Because it’s actually important to the “plot”. You see, he wants to do a blackface act because he’s a horrible person and wants to continue exploiting this ingenue he’s found - uh, sorry, has fallen in love with her, and doesn’t have the guts to tell his old partner who showed up so drunk he doesn’t remember the face of the girl he was dancing with. And his manager saw her but only from the back. So he wants to disguise her so his old partner won’t make off with her. Instead of either paying her or passing her a note “do you like me check yes or no”. Ugh. Whatever. The only characters with any development in this movie are awful people - why is that so frequently the case in these things? Anyway.
Anybody else have an unhappy surprise with a classic film this year? (Anybody care to condescendingly explain to me that that’s how movies used to be and that’s okay because____?) Any movies you want to talk about that do rise above a pretty awful piece of bigotry, or that don’t?