Apparently, iampunha, you didn’t read the rest of my post. 
Well, but Soup, mine was, in many instances, neither actual Latin words nor valid endings. The verbs in particular were fun in that regard. However, I am fairly sure that yours has a valid, if somewhat pointless, translation:)
The function of an ignition coil is to convert a low voltage, usually 12 volts, into a high voltage — 35,000 volts and up — to jump the spark plug gap and ignite the combustion chamber’s fuel-air mixture. It performs this function using the principle of induction. Inside the coil, there are primary and secondary windings coiled around a soft-iron core that is vertically mounted. Because of the ratio of primary to secondary windings, a small input voltage is transformed into a large output voltage.
They’ve ementatized the eschaton!
Try this site out, especially the renowned gobbledygook generator.
http://www.plainenglish.co.uk/generator.html
Here is a sample…
I can make a window to discuss your ‘Outside the box’ relative alignment or I can make a window to discuss your dot-com reciprocal processing.
Forward-looking companies invest in compatible management innovation.Only geeks stuck in the 90s still go for facilitating relative projections.The solution can only be integrated logistical consulting.My organisation believes in quality administrative time-phases.
and this is a real, single sentence from the same place.
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In the event that the Purchaser defaults in the payment of any instalment of purchase price, taxes, insurance, interest, or the annual charge described elsewhere herein, or shall default in the performance of any other obligations set forth in this Contract, the Seller may: at his option: (a) Declare immediately due and payable the entire unpaid balance of purchase price, with accrued interest, taxes, and annual charge, and demand full payment thereof, and enforce conveyance of the land by termination of the contract or according to the terms hereof, in which case the Purchaser shall also be liable to the Seller for reasonable attorney’s fees for services rendered by any attorney on behalf of the Seller, or (b) sell said land and premises or any part thereof at public auction, in such manner, at such time and place, upon such terms and conditions, and upon such public notice as the Seller may deem best for the interest of all concerned, consisting of advertisement in a newspaper of general circulation in the county or city in which the security property is located at least once a week for Three (3) successive weeks or for such period as applicable law may require and, in case of default of any purchaser, to re-sell with such postponement of sale or resale and upon such public notice thereof as the Seller may determine, and upon compliance by the Purchaser with the terms of sale, and upon judicial approval as may be required by law, convey said land and premises in fee simple to and at the cost of the Purchaser, who shall not be liable to see to the application of the purchase money; and from the proceeds of the sale: First to pay all proper costs and charges, including but not limited to court costs, advertising expenses, auctioneer’s allowance, the expenses, if any required to correct any irregularity in the title, premium for Seller’s bond, auditor’s fee, attorney’s fee, and all other expenses of sale occurred in and about the protection and execution of this contract, and all moneys advanced for taxes, assessments, insurance, and with interest thereon as provided herein, and all taxes due upon said land and premises at time of sale, and to retain as compensation a commission of five percent (5%) on the amount of said sale or sales; SECOND, to pay the whole amount then remaining unpaid of the principal of said contract, and interest thereon to date of payment, whether the same shall be due or not, it being understood and agreed that upon such sale before maturity of the contract the balance thereof shall be immediately due and payable; THIRD, to pay liens of record against the security property according to their priority of lien and to the extent that funds remaining in the hands of the Seller are available; and LAST, to pay the remainder of said proceeds, if any, to the vendor, his heirs, personals representatives, successors or assigns upon the delivery and surrender to the vendee of possession of the land and premises, less costs and excess of obtaining possession.
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This made my eyes bleed.
My cat’s breath smells like cat food.
Yuh gwo ley bong ngoh lum yat buing hat gah feh, ngo woy bey yin ley sek. YMMV.
I agree completely.
(opens long black coat)
i = sndPlaySound(“Media\TADA.WAV”, 3)
(closes coat)
ibi nibeviber sibaw iba piburpible cibow
ibi nibeviber hibope tibo sibee ibone
bibut ibi ciban tibell yibou ibanibyhibow
ibi’d ribathiber sibee thiban bibee ibone
or, if you’d prefer,
oneya ingray otay uleray emthay allya
Zheli youmeiyou ren hui kan wo zhebian xie de hanyu pinyin?
Or Captain Beefheart / Jandeck.
F_X
You know whereat you speak, and it will return to you.
If it’s intentionally unclear it is clear in it’s intention at unclearness. So it is perfectly clear that it’s intentionally unclear. The desire to be unclear is clear. So it sets no precedent as it contradicts its attempt at unclearness by being clear.
If it were intentionally unclear it would be unclear that it was intentionally unclear.
The fact that we are speaking of different actions by a different culture at a different time indicates that we have no right to judge the actions recently committed by the culture we are discussing today. You cannot put words into my mouth and claim that I said that we should judge the actions of any culture as if they transcend time to have any bearing on the present day.
Mis bisabuelos son comunistos
OK that’s it I’ve had it.
You will all be hung at dawn.
Reo/speed, overkill 6584.
Nihongo no tsuteimashitu ka?