You know when you’re merging onto a crowded freeway and there’s two lanes combining? Well, instinctually, the better folks among us will let someone from the other lane in before we merge, then follow them, then the other lane comes in, etc., ad inifinitum. This, my friends, is the zipper. It must be respected.
I mention this only because last night I saw someone throw three empty Pepsi cans out his window at a man who did not respect the zipper.
I think the premise of "The zipper " is sharing . A concept I feel many didn’t grasp during thier formative years. Thats why I drive the battlestar galactica. Think you can force it ? Make your move and reap the rewards 
Mental note: Don’t fuck with Omegaman. I remember what he did to all of Matthias’s mutants.
:=psst=: Yo, Pepsi fling… Ya use bottles, not cans, dude!
Great minds think alike.
rock on.
Ganster Octopus: Consider me a proud, soulmate-deadly-animal-thingie. I share your vitriol, by the way.
Understood-having driven a fire truck 700 miles this week through 6 states, I’m reminded of how many folks eat stupid flakes for breakfast. :rolleyes:
Man, they really need to find some local folks for staffing the fire departments where you live!