I’m glad I’m not the only one to loathe tilapia. I don’t really hate it, it’s just so meh.
The only way I like it is the Trader Joe’s Garlic Chile Tilapia- but I assume that any other white fish would be as good, if not better. I sure wouldn’t pay for it at restaurant!
What disgusts me about them is that they’re usually eight or nine bucks and the rare times I have ordered one, you can’t smell, taste, or feel the liquor the menu claims they contain. For nine bucks I want a fat slug of booze in my orange-pineapple-cherry-whatever.
Every so often, there’s a post that you know you’ll remember for the rest of your life. This is one of those posts. I laughed out loud for seven minutes.
As someone in the “it tastes like soap” cilantro camp I agree with you - whole sprigs. Because that makes them easier to remove and give to someone who has the ability to like cilantro.
Not exactly a “food fad”, but prices on menus should have either zero or two digits to the right of the decimal point. $8 is fine, $7.95 is fine. 7.9 is a pretty good review at Pitchfork.
“As for tilapia, it is not a bottom feeder, but it is a “vegetarian fish who eats algae and plants, and because it is a small fish, there is little buildup of pollutants and toxins,” explains Kyle Shadix, a registered dietitian and chef. “Most tilapia sold in the market is farmed and there are strict controls on production.” Tilapia is a low-mercury fish, so enjoy it.”
Catfish, carp, bigmouth buffalo and suckers are all bottom feeding fish. Tilapia are not.
Here in Florida, I can step out my backdoor and snag Tilapia out of the stocked Lake. Because they are vegans they don’t respond to bait, so you have to cast out a four pronged hook with a sinker and reel and yank, hoping to snag through a school of them. I caught a catfish this way, but have yet to gets me some Tilapia. Guys around here go home with full stringers and have freezers full of them.
You don’t say. I was remembering the post of a Hawaiian Doper here who said tilapia inhabited the Ali Wai canal in Honolulu, a body of water notorious for being full of garbage and trash.
All I know is, both times I’ve tried tilapia, it tasted like dirt. Probably it was the algae that they ate. And I don’t particularly care all that much what a food fish eats - I just care how they taste. I know what lobster, crabs and shrimp eat and I love them. But tilapia - ick. Because of its cheapness, however, I’m seeing it everywhere on menus.