Restaurants with limited menus

[LSLGuy]

Quoting myself (and @Whack-a-Mole) for context.

@LSLGuy

@Whack-a-Mole

Well…you listed four options then asked two questions unrelated to those options with some commentary about limited menus. Not sure what you wanted an answer to.

That was my reaction. The premise and set-up aren’t impossible but they’re threading a needle in an unrealistic way. So we all get to yak about anything and everything related to eating out.

The OP’s response is unhelpful; I don’t know what they expected, but evidently we’re not giving it to them. Oh well.

The OP may find this thread relevant. His restaurant hypothetical is right up this alley; a well-intentioned gift that flubbed in the execution:

Presents that totally failed

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