Careful, she may look at it as businesspeak for “brutally violent”. As in, “Give me a fucking job, or I’ll get impactful on your face”.
Ya never know.
Careful, she may look at it as businesspeak for “brutally violent”. As in, “Give me a fucking job, or I’ll get impactful on your face”.
Ya never know.
Every so often, the deli next to my store offers a soup that the menu claims has an “impactful” broth. Perhaps the person applying for the job is tasty and satisfying, like the soup?
(I feel I should add that, as my mother is a nurse, I associate the word “impact” with horrible, horrible things. So I have never tried the “impactful” soup, lest I find myself… well… “impacted.” Ugh.)
Later, I said “I am”, but no one heard at all, not even the chair… 
Perhaps it means the applicant is skilled at office machine repair using percussive maintenance, which to the uninitiated appears to be nothing more than whacking the piss out of the copier.
Verbing weirds language!
Fat and clumsy.
“Impactful” people may be sought after by the outfit that makes crash test dummies.
(…and how does one test a crash test dummy, anyway?)
Next time you have a bellyache, consider the possibility that
you’re suffering from an impacted fart.