Retail "structures"

I can go to a Hut and buy sunglasses, then head over to a Shack for a new radio. When I’m done I can have some pizza at a different Hut, or maybe if I’m craving pancakes I’ll go to a House.

What else?

I believe there’s a **Barn **for pottery and a **Depot **for your Home

Broussard, LA (near Lafayette) has a House of Meat, although I was disappointed to find it was constructed of ordinary building materials.

There is (or was) a castle you could go to for a burger and a factory for desert.

There was a Tower for your records…

When I want to buy a Carphone I can go to a Warehouse.

Now there’s just a Virgin. :wink:

You can get a dress in a barn, too.

Once upon a time, you could buy fried chicken in aRed Barn.

If you’re a homeless white person, I suppose you could live in a Cracker Barrel…but that’s probably stretching it.

There’s a **Warehouse **for designer shoes, and a **Factory **for Burlington Coats.

Is Church’s chicken too much of a stretch?

In my town, there’s also one for yarn.

There used to be a men’s clothing store called Structure but it appears it was bought out and absorbed by Sears.

Yeah, that has to be the most perplexing store name I’ve heard. In my experience, women generally dislike being associated with livestock.

Wish I’d known that before I sank my life savings into a “Shoe Sty” franchise.

There’s a **Pagoda **for piercing, and there used to be an electronics store chain called Silo.

Men do still have a “wearhouse”.

In New Orleans, there once was a house where many a young boy could get laid, but I think it’s closed now.

And a different one in Canada.
(I had no idea it was owned by Canadian Tire.)

When I was a teenager in the 70s, I got my first “real” job (paycheck with taxes taken out) at a Red Barn in Madison, Wis.

I earned $2.00 an hour as a fry cook.

As a fringe benefit, I also developed acne. :mad:

In California, one buys liquor in a Barn, I suppose in some parts of Applalachia as well, according to the Dicovery Channel.