Horny Shakespeare leaves me with one picture no longer avaliable, but aroused author gives:
http://home.att.net/~ruthgill/nostalgia/schoolbus.jpg
frog ass
sweaty monkey
Vicious librarian
Only one for vicious librarian. I also checked nasty librarian, mean librarian, ** vicious library**, and mean library (which finally had 700+ hits, the best of which I thought were these two). 
I have a lot of neurotic energy tonight.
Mine? Any spacing version on babyfishmouth.
Here’s a link to a story that makes absolutely no sense.
http://www.clamcity.com/february2001/pg10babyfish.html
Ok, let’s try
Turgid Pickle
I’m not judging, I’m just saying…
couldn’t y’all have the decency to check if your suggested language returns any hits?
Anyway…“turgid pickle” returns nothing
nor does “engorged pickle”
nor does “swollen pickle”
nor does “enflamed pickle”
but, on “large pickle”, I found
My suggested phrase, “cheese cracker” returns 271 hits. Go find something funny.
Village Idiot shows…Bush: http://home.twcny.rr.com/felicity/nostradamus.jpg
well to be fair, it also shows Hillary Clinton
http://www.republicanmarket.com/img/prod/m/m2147.jpg
Hm…try, “your mother”
http://www.posner.com/images/tp-back-cover.jpg
I hate you.
That was the most entertaining thing I have seen in a long time.
Yeah, the story was entertaining. Wonder where people come up with stuff like that?
Ok, I googled this one and came up with 5100 hits
Vegetarian Cannibal
Parental Advisory’s “I hate you” yielded many fun images.
Rather than offer my own recommendation, I leave folx to Carl’s “Vegetarian Cannibal” or any of these previously unsearched suggestions:
cheese factory (1,090 hits)
weirdcrap (121 hits)
weird crap (108 hits)
Dog slobber (32 hits)
No talent ass clown (13 hits)
Happy searching!
Actually it’s pretty unbelievable Horseflesh but they’re both clean. Let’s see: deer tick or mosquito?
Let’s try:
Your Mom
Gopher suggested “your mother” above, but [http://dobermanpages.com/images/rescue/SILLYSYL.jpg]Your Mom works too.
Jimmy Hat
Poop.