Go to http://images.google.com; be sure that you turn off “safe search.” The competition is to see who can find the most mundane search in three words or less that still manages to return porn.
Soccer hooligan
Corn spit leg
Do I win?
teabag.
soft candy
lunch meat
carpet bombing
diet squirt
large melons (ahh, okay, that’s a cheat, maybe, but HOLY COW! Pun intended!)
whip it good… What? Who doesn’t like Devo?
Moonpie
girl
“most mundane search” comes up with a pic of six naked teenage girls from “barely legal 75” on the first page.
Enjoy,
Steven
“Waste of time” returns porn on the first page. That seems rather mundane, in a nihilistic way.
While typing in things on my desk, I discovered that “Dust off” shows a guy using a can of compressed air to inflate a blow-up doll – can I get half credit?
I must be tired, but I figured I’d give it a whack, as it were.
“Boring desk job” finds porn and pseudo porn on the first page.
Oddly, “rooster donkey dog” yields equally innocuous results as “cock ass bitch”. Who woulda thunkit?
Seriously though, “junk” summons a picture of a naked chick.
Monster.
(well, maybe that’s just too easy…)
Googlewhack. Although not until page 6.
Peanut butter jelly.
Used Reindeer Stew brings up nothing pron like at all.
What’s the page limit?
Yesterday I was looking for pictures of sunrises on Image Search, and “sunrise” pulled up a picture of a guy and a girl doing it sideways. Evidently her name was “Sunrise”.
It’s not doing it today, I see.
Squiggy Fires Rockets also seems to be a no hit.
One would think “horses donkeys dogs” would be safe, but noooo…
“safe search”
I win.