A bored masturbator changed course,
Which led to a state of remorse:
He switched to his left
And with it got deft
But his right hand has filed for divorce.
The new gal I met seemed so great
Till I went to her house for a date
And encountered a line
Past a brightly-lit sign
That said Now Serving #28.
Peace,
TN*hippie
“I’m demographically correct.” –Zippy the Pinhead
(not one of mine)
A sperm faced his moment of truth!
But alas and alack and forsooth…
He’d thought he would fall
On a womb’s spongy wall
But was dashed to his death on a tooth.
I’m not called “Flash,” although I am quick;
I’m no “Doctor,” though I do treat the sick;
Not a “Chef,” though I cook;
Not a “Writer,” (no book);
But let me tell you, just suck one dick…
Peace,
TN*hippie
To the girl said the physicist Kirchkoff,
darling why dont you get that damn smirk off?
My tip is not large,
but it can point discharge,
I experience it when I jerk off.