Return of the OJ Simpson Dream Team!

Mssrs. Cochrane and Sheck are at it again! They have just announced their lawsuit against the city of Providence, RI, on behalf of a black cop who was accidentally shot (by two Providence police officers). Can we all look forward to a replay of the year-long travesty that was the OJ Simpson trial?
Anybody know what depths these two slimeballs will sink to?

Most realize that
People like Cochran are why John Q. Public
Stereotypes lawyers as scum.
It’s a real shame that
Mistakes such as police officers
Shooting each other happen.

Umm… mouthbreather? Just thought I’d remind you that Haikus follow a 5 syllable - 7 syllable- 5 syllable pattern. You were a little off on the meter there. Want to try again?

Um, Nurlman?

WHOOSH.

Lets try again.
Most realize that
People like Cochran are why John Q. Public
Stereotypes lawyers as scum.
It’s a real shame that
Mistakes such as police officers
Shooting each other happen.

God
Dammit!
?

Ok. Fair enough.

But that was awfully subtle for a full-blown “whoosh.” And all in CAPS no less!

How about if I plea bargain to an “oosh”? With the first “o” being probationary.

Yeah, it was kinda subtle.

However, FTR, I have never seen a lowercase “whoosh”. Or at least not that I remember. So please don’t take my caps as a higher degree of whooshosity.

You’ll have to ask someone else about the probationary “o”. I don’t know the details of the SDMB law on this.

Perhaps I could move it to MPSIMS
If not to Great Debates, but
That’s not my decision.

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