Mssrs. Cochrane and Sheck are at it again! They have just announced their lawsuit against the city of Providence, RI, on behalf of a black cop who was accidentally shot (by two Providence police officers). Can we all look forward to a replay of the year-long travesty that was the OJ Simpson trial?
Anybody know what depths these two slimeballs will sink to?
Most realize that
People like Cochran are why John Q. Public
Stereotypes lawyers as scum.
It’s a real shame that
Mistakes such as police officers
Shooting each other happen.
Umm… mouthbreather? Just thought I’d remind you that Haikus follow a 5 syllable - 7 syllable- 5 syllable pattern. You were a little off on the meter there. Want to try again?
Um, Nurlman?
WHOOSH.
Lets try again.
Most realize that
People like Cochran are why John Q. Public
Stereotypes lawyers as scum.
It’s a real shame that
Mistakes such as police officers
Shooting each other happen.
God
Dammit!
?
Ok. Fair enough.
But that was awfully subtle for a full-blown “whoosh.” And all in CAPS no less!
How about if I plea bargain to an “oosh”? With the first “o” being probationary.
Yeah, it was kinda subtle.
However, FTR, I have never seen a lowercase “whoosh”. Or at least not that I remember. So please don’t take my caps as a higher degree of whooshosity.
You’ll have to ask someone else about the probationary “o”. I don’t know the details of the SDMB law on this.
Perhaps I could move it to MPSIMS
If not to Great Debates, but
That’s not my decision.
::test post::
Hold the bus…I just read something on OJ the other day. He is sueing for the phone records of the Browns. Evidently there was some phone call from the Browns to Nicole that night and it helped them win their unlawful death suit against him. Anyway, The Dream Team has these records and won’t give them to OJ! They told him they no longer wanted to be involved. So he’s suing the phone company that is based in Texas for the records. He’s trying to clear his name once and for all.
Needs
Living in Rhode Island, we’ve noted with no little joy (and it pretty much sums up the opinion of a lot of the population here) that Johnny Cochrane blew into town at exactly the same time that Ringling Brothers circus did.
Saint Eutychus H.M.S.H.
" ‘He is a prince’ , the minstrels sing.
Among men, yes. Among fools he is a king."
Disney Shorts
The Eutychus Papers
Last year Cochran was hired by a black basketball coach from Virginia who alleged that she was mistakenly detained by Lubbock police (Lubbock’s where I live). The funny thing was, Cochran apparently thought he could handle the case on his own, without hiring local counsel who knew the ins and outs of the Lubbock system.
Last I heard, his pleadings had been rejected twice for being improperly formatted and written. Not sure what’s happening with the case now, but no one’s nearly as impressed with Cochran anymore.