return to text adventures! (game)

Ok.

ask orc about cafe
“You talk too much. Pay, have drink.”

examine elf
Red hair, big ears and a pointy nose stick out from under a green hood. A half-drunk mug of beer is in front of him and there is a large burgundy-covered book on the table. He looks about as out of place as a kitten in a junkyard.

talk to elf
He regards you dubiously. “My name is Hugh. What’s yours?” You tell him your name. Ah, an outlander I see.

ask elf about book

look

you see nothing special.

grab book

You cannot get the book.

read book.

You cannot read the book.

description

there are nine orcs, 2 of them sitting at the bar counter, 2 at the single pool table, 1 near you on his way out the door and 4 more sitting at a table. an elf in a dark hood and cloak sits alone in a corner. there is the barkeep, (you’re not sure what he is, but he’s fat). all of them are looking at you intently. East is the door to the kitchen. North is a stairway to the second floor. West is the entrance.

talk to orcs

the orcs ignore you.

kill orcs

the orcs easily defend themselves from your attack and continue ignoring you.

taunt orcs

you cannot taunt the orcs here.

talk to elf

the elf ignores you

kill elf

the elf easily defends himself and continues ignoring you.

abduct elf

you cannot do that here

talk to bartender

you cannot do that here

kill bartender

bartender dies

examine bartender

you see nothing special

Go North

You go up the stairs.

look

You see nothing special.

Go South

You are in the barroom.

Go East

You are in the kitchen

look

You see nothing special

fuck this shit to hell!

Yeah, I remember text adventures.

Spit on text adventure games

They are not here.

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You pick up a wand of wishing.
You pick up a fortune cookie.
You pick up a phase dagger.

wear wand

You now hold a wand of wishing

zap self

What do you wish for?