Ok.
ask orc about cafe
“You talk too much. Pay, have drink.”
examine elf
Red hair, big ears and a pointy nose stick out from under a green hood. A half-drunk mug of beer is in front of him and there is a large burgundy-covered book on the table. He looks about as out of place as a kitten in a junkyard.
talk to elf
He regards you dubiously. “My name is Hugh. What’s yours?” You tell him your name. Ah, an outlander I see.
ask elf about book
look
you see nothing special.
grab book
You cannot get the book.
read book.
You cannot read the book.
description
there are nine orcs, 2 of them sitting at the bar counter, 2 at the single pool table, 1 near you on his way out the door and 4 more sitting at a table. an elf in a dark hood and cloak sits alone in a corner. there is the barkeep, (you’re not sure what he is, but he’s fat). all of them are looking at you intently. East is the door to the kitchen. North is a stairway to the second floor. West is the entrance.
talk to orcs
the orcs ignore you.
kill orcs
the orcs easily defend themselves from your attack and continue ignoring you.
taunt orcs
you cannot taunt the orcs here.
talk to elf
the elf ignores you
kill elf
the elf easily defends himself and continues ignoring you.
abduct elf
you cannot do that here
talk to bartender
you cannot do that here
kill bartender
bartender dies
examine bartender
you see nothing special
Go North
You go up the stairs.
look
You see nothing special.
Go South
You are in the barroom.
Go East
You are in the kitchen
look
You see nothing special
fuck this shit to hell!
Yeah, I remember text adventures.
Spit on text adventure games
They are not here.
;
You pick up a wand of wishing.
You pick up a fortune cookie.
You pick up a phase dagger.
wear wand
You now hold a wand of wishing
zap self
What do you wish for?