Revirginization

It may or may not be related to the concept of the were-virgin

The problem is sex outside of love will damage our hearts, beyond our ability to repair it ourself. That damage will grow the more you operate outside of love. The forgiveness the Lord offers includes restoration of that damage, so the Lord does ‘revirginize’ people, heal the damage and renew our heart.

The damage is seen as any shame or guilt felt in relationship with sex. The revirgining done as expressed by the OP doesn’t solve the underlying problem of guilt and shame if a revirgin does have sex, done by the Lord and the guilt and shame is gone.

Nuh uh.

Umm… yeah. So how about sex outside of love but within really, really like? Does that also damage the heart? Need answer fast.

Oh, you guys, please stop. Do you not realize who you’re arguing with here?

What was that Dorothy Parker quote? “I knew her before she was a virgin”?

Look, just to be on the safe side, always have sex within reach of a set of defib. paddles and one of those giant adrenaline needles.

What exactly are you saying Zsofia :dubious:

That they are arguing with a crazy person. The babbling street preachers I pass on the street make more sense than kanicbird.

Well, to be kind, that you are not going to change your mind. Ever.

I think it’s mainly done in the Mid East, where not being a virgin can have dire consequences.

TNWPsycho, is this about your so-called “slutty” girlfriend? :rolleyes:
Kanicbird, it’s mostly that you just have very um, “unique” ideas about spiritual issues and such. And often times they have nothing to do with the topic.

If you were familiar with my post history you would clearly see a huge change of mind. How does that compare to other posters here? Who exactly should be accused with what you state by their postings?

Let’s just say that your comments have nothing to do with the specific practice that is called “revirginization”, all right?

Zsofia is saying that you’re batshit insane. Pay no attention. Please continue to inform me as to how I can get my would-be girlfriend revirgitated.

And please hurry. Saturnalia is right around the corner.

Thanks!

You need to get her bit by a were-virgin and wait until the next full moon.

Oscar Levant said this about Doris Day.:smiley:

So do any places combine the two types of virginization–both religious and physiological?

Also, does anyone remember a comedy movie, fairly recent, where two girls agreed to become virgins by merely agreeing to say they were?

According to your cite, it’s only going away at the resurrection. Last I checked, it hasn’t been reported that He came flying in from the heavens on a white horse recently.

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I can’t believe no one has mentioned yet the episode of Night Court where there was a revirginator machine that worked by turning any adult that walked into it back into a child.