My Dad use to have a saying when my brother or I would ask for something:
"Wish in one hand, shit in the other. See which one gets filled first"
I was reading a book the other day and came across a phrase “Crazy as Pants”. The setting is England in the mid-80’s, so maybe someone can tell me about that one.
I use a lot of these too, but I try to be “old fashioned” on purpose. (As my grandafather always says - “If you can’t beat 'em, confuse the shit out of 'em!”)
Some of my other favorites:
“totally tubular” - not OLD old, but still f’ing funny
I have noticed that “Right on!” is coming back in. A friend of mine says, “My good Lord!” as an expression of shock, which makes him sound like an old schoolmarm.
This thread is the cat’s pajamas. I mean it’s really fab-o. In fact, it knocks my socks off, to boot.
My mom, the other day, said “boy howdy!” I’m not quite sure how to use it other than the context she did (meaning, “indeed” at the end of a thought) but I really want to bring it back.
Heard one yesterday from someone who is learning a new job. She is responsible for making sure “On Call” issues are covered and missed a week. She said, “I’m a green as a Granny Smith.” I thought that was so funny.
I use “hep,” “golly,” “crikey,” and “For the love of Pete!” pretty frequently. (If my wife hears the latter she puts on a wistful air and sighs “Ah – I love Pete.”) Also, sometimes when my back teeth are floating I say that I’ve gotta see a man about a horse.
A few days ago I was watching an episode of “Jeeves & Wooster” and Stiffy said “Bertie, I’m so happy I could bite a grape!” I’ve been looking for an excuse to use that ever since, but nothing’s made me happy enough to justify it yet. (Here’s hoping!)
I’d like to stick around this thread a little longer, but I’m late so I’ve got to ankle.