Well, I said I’d give this a shot, and I did. Usual disclaimers about someone who doesn’t watch a lot of TV anymore and never saw Lost and whatnot.
First off, the big problem for me is that I’m having trouble seeing the damn point. If we ever lost electricity, we’d be totally hosed? Call me cynical, but I don’t think that needed arguing. Family is important? Yep. Military dictatorship bad? Preaching to the choir. Sword fights are totally wicked cool? Well, making allowances for the level of choreography and how much blood you can show on primetime television…sure, why not. It a whole bunch of stuff happening involving characters I’m having a real hard time giving a dang about. It’s just there. It’s not interesting. If anything, this reminds me of the dull moments on Survivor.
Oh, did I go there? Well, I suppose that’s the other problem, in that if you have a no-tech society, you can’t just show a no-tech society, because that’s going to get boring as hell in a hurry. Nobody wants to wants listless contestants lying under a tent surrounded by jungle and grumbling about their problems, and nobody wants to see the same derelict cars, crumbled buildings, and open barbecues in every damn shot. I mean, think about every period piece you’ve seen that was actually entertaining…say, Xena:Warrior Princess, which I mentioned before (and we’ve already had the inevitable “A wizard did it” post*) What did it have? Riveting human drama, amazing melees, difficult decisions made under pressure, tense power struggles, long-running friendships and enmities, and of course, the stuff that was cool about the primitive world: massive statues and columns stretching to the heavens and great burning braziers and chariot duels in sprawling arenas. In terms of plausibility, it was an unholy mess, but it was visceral. It was fun. It always got that right, and I could enjoy it.
Y’know what, the more I think about it, the more I’m convinced that its best chance would be to simply go the Fist of the North Star/Battle Royale route: lots of fighting, lots of killing, plots, treachery, alliances turning on a dime, and whoever’s not dead at the end gets to decide the fate of the world. Heck, beats poisoned whiskey any day.
- It’s amazing. This line, as you remember was said by 1. a guest star 2. on a Halloween episode 3. of freakin’ The Simpsons. If ever there was a clearer template for what should be avoided at all costs, it’s that.