Rewarding careers you long for. Top 5.

In My Humble Opinion
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  • Games designer (I don’t like to complicate myself with programming, finances or management)
  • Chair on a board of directors of some company that doesn’t do much but makes loads of money
  • A Princess (don’t ask)
  • Actor (yes, it’s the attention)
  • A great father (yeah, I know it had poor pay:))
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If you’re really interested in this, I can give you the name of someone you might want to talk to.

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These two basically describe my current career. Yes, it can be very rewarding.

Tygr let me know when you start your brewery. We can go halfsies.

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  1. Writer
  2. Owner of aforementioned T-shirt shop
  3. Pilot
  4. Sniper
  5. Fluffer for Lesbian Porn
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  1. Writer
  2. Owner of aforementioned beachfront T-shirt shop
  3. Pilot
  4. Sniper
  5. Fluffer for Lesbian Porn
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  1. Mild-mannered reporter
  2. Debonair millionaire
  3. Eligible bachelor
  4. International man of mystery
  5. Capitalist pig
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dictator of a small third world country (but id try not to be evil like alot of other dictators. but i bet all dictators say that at first).

Scientific researcher on something important (ie NOT another allergy drug for Pfizer)

cult leader

Brother of a millionaire

im out of ideas

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make semi famous professional alternative rock musician my 5th instead of ‘im out of ideas’ on second thought.

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  1. Monkey masturbator
  2. Pig masturbator
  3. Teacher
  4. President of the united states
  5. Bull masturbator
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You forgot “President of the United States masturbator.”

::ducks and runs:: :wink:

Mine:

  1. Natural history museum curator.

  2. Driftwood sculptor.

  3. Propietor of a used book store.

  4. Guy who beats the shit out of the guy who feeds the monkey who lives in the guy’s head.

  5. Tour operator for small, specialized trips that focus on reaching the most remote places on earth.

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  1. F1 race driver
  2. F1 test driver
  3. Rock “impressario” (I can’t see learning to actually play anything!)
  4. Judge
  5. Asassin (as opposed to just ass, what I am already)

She told me she loved me like a brother. She was from Arkansas, hence the Joy!

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  1. Owner of surf/scuba shop, that gets to lead surf/scuba expeditions.
  2. Park Ranger.
  3. River Rafting Guide
  4. Ski Instructor/Ski Patrol
  5. Owner of a beach bar/cafe, where I get to also be the guitar playing/singing entertainer each night.

My current occupation would be a long way down the list I tell you.

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im suprised pimp hasn’t made anyones list.

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You forgot “President of the United States masturbator.”

::ducks and runs::

Gaffer, seems to me the position’s been filled. Heh.

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  1. Rich Media Tycoon: The chance to tell people what to believe is too good to pass up.
  2. Owner of Wal-Mart: After all, they make the US economy run, and probably get massive kickbacks from China.
  3. King of Saudi Arabia
  4. Ruler of the Planet
  5. Rich, Reclusive Multi-Billionare.
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I’d like to work in porn.

Oh wait, I already do.

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  1. Rock star with an “all you can write, we’ll publish contract” (Singer/lead guitarist)
  2. Music Producer with a “Wall of sound” repertoire (but without the blood splatters.)
  3. Renovator and architect of unique villa’s.
  4. Game Designer (No programming function)
  5. Lottery winner to buy the above in 1 sweet little package.

And as a long shot:
Brilliant scientist with major breakthrough in physics (or Sci-fi writer).

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  1. Baseball player

  2. Film director

  3. Musician

  4. Lawyer

  5. Cop

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  1. Be “The Man”
  2. Jet Pilot
  3. Orgasm device tester.
  4. Astronaut
  5. Rock Star
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Writer of a newspaper column answering factual questions.