Rewrite a sitcom using Star Trek characters

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Yes, Captain (Take 1)

Captain Kirk was the most inept officer in Star Fleet, yet he kept rising. Someone had to keep him out of trouble…

Kirk as the incompetent Captain (Minister Jim Hacker )
Bones as the manipulative Science officer (Sir Humphrey)
Chekov as the Straight Man (Bernard)
Spock as the the Principal Secretary (Sir Arnold)

Yes, Captain (Take 2)

A harem adventure set on Gor. These are the adventures of Kirk, a Captain among men, and his trusty slaves <CENSORED>

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Should be the other way around, don’t you think? I can see Riker into things like phone sex, but not Worf.

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SAREK

Lucy, my wife, there is a much more efficient method to storing those chocolate confections within your mouth. Allow me to demonstrate…

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