Motion Sickness: the movie (Blair Witch Project)
And Star Trek II.
Uniforms by LL Bean.
Personally, I’d title Rent as Don’t Get AIDS, but that’s me. That’s ALL I learned from that movie.
In a similar vein, Requiem for a Dream = Don’t Do Drugs.
Ignore the pretentious crap 'till the girl gets naked = Most Continental European films.
“Couragous White Educator Who Helps a Bunch of Sassy Street-wise Minorities Realize Their True Potential, Part I to Infinity” = Conrack, The Principal, Dangerous Minds, Freedom Writers…I’m sure there are a slew of others that I’ve left off
“A Pack of Big Named Actors Trying Too Hard to Be Cool at the Expense of Entertainment” = Ocean’s 12
“Purple Rain, Except with a White Guy and Rap” = 8 Mile
Another Remake of The Shadow (Batman Begins)
Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson (LotR: The Fellowship of the Ring)
“Limbs on a Field” - Braveheart.
“Angels In the Outfield” - …okay this one was pretty good.
“Old Boy” - She’s His Daughter
“It Was His Sled”
“This movie is no where near the greatness of ‘Pi’, or ‘Requiem for a Dream’” : “The Fountain”.
Remember, Remember the 5th of November, Elrond :: V for Vendetta
It’s Really Earth
Be Peaceful Or We Will Destroy You — The Day the Earth Stood Still
Pack the fucking penicillin next time, dumbass tripod aliens
Rocky Tries To Beat A Dead Horse
Penguins Are Boring
Illicit Hot Love and Murder (The Postman Always Rings Twice)
Utter Delight (The Philadelphia Story) okay, how about The Ex is Better
Screw Ball with a Leopard (Bringing up Baby)
Harlot and Clergy (Rain)
He Doesn’t Find His Kid Broken Flowers
Some People Fight Over A Disk You Never Learn The Contents Of When Strangers Appear
They’re Bored. You Will Be Too (Lost In Translation)
Pretentious Actors Irritate You (Full Frontal)
The Old Owner Stalks The New Ones (Cold Creek Manor)
Selfish Woman Blows People Up, Doesn’t Repent (Heaven)
Some Asshole Becomes Diseased (The Libertine)
Unlikable Family Visits Ditz For Thanksgiving (Pieces of April)
Hey, stupid, she’s a prostitute, you’re a multimillionaire. Of COURSE she “loves” you. (Pretty Woman).
or “Hey! It wasn’t just a coincidence the apes were all speaking and writing 20th century English!”