Ridiculously Expensive Sex – Indecent Proposal
A Quick Paycheck for Me and My Friends - *Ocean’s 11-20[/I
“She’s a He” - The Crying Game
No, it was her clitoris.
This one’s not original with me, I think Roger Ebert or another movie reviewer came up with it, but it’s great:
“The Japanese bomb an American love triangle in Hawaii” – Pearl Harbor
Francis Ford Coppola’s Craptacular Vampire Action Movie (With Explosions! And Badly-Faked Accents! And Lots of Yelling! And Enough Quick Cuts to Make You Queasy!): Bram Stoker’s Dracula
Just When I Thought I Was Out they Pull Me Back In-- Carlito’s Way
Prostitute Offended Because Client Treats Her Like A Whore – Pretty Woman
Cheap Attempt To Squeeze More Profit And Revise Classic Cinema – Star Wars Special Edition
And for the father of a friend: Living Inside The Head Of John Malkovich – Being John Malkovich
“You see the world through John Malkovich’s eyes. Then after about 15 minutes, you’re spit out into a ditch on the side of the New Jersey Turnpike!”
Stranger
Death by Snoo-Snoo – Body of Evidence
A nice little bit from the New Republic:
Yes, You Do Get to See His Huge Dick, and No, It’s Not Real