Rewriting Romeo & Juliet. What two conflicting groups do the star crossed lovers come from?

Yes, I know it’s been done. West Side Story in the early 1960’s.

But the story is timeless.

S\op what two groups yield the star crossed lovers?

I’d love to redo it the story with a fundamentalist Christian and a Homosexual Activist in the leads. Both Men. They meet outside a gay bar where there’s a protest going on and–wham! Instant chemistry, and unhappy ending.

You mean “instant apothecary”, right? No?

I’ll get my coat.

j

Trump supporter and sane person.

PC and Mac users (or Android/iOS)

Storm Trooper and Rebel Spy

Alabama Fan and Auburn Fan

Stuffy Assistant U.S. Attorney and Hippie Chick…like Dharma and Greg, but with bloodshed and death at the end.

Neo-Nazi and Jew for Jesus would be interesting. Also Neo-Nazi and Black Panther

Red garden gnomes versus blue garden gnomes.

A Hunter and siamese twin furries.

A Yazidi and a Wahabbist.

In Michigan it would be GM and Ford customers.

General US would be Democratic and Republican families.

Maybe more applicable worldwide would be a Greenpeace activist and an heir to an oil conglomerate.

Have you seen Latter Days? You’d probably enjoy it – it’s one of my favorites.

OK, I’m going to stick with tradition here - let’s set it in Verona; and in present day Italy there are football - ahem- rivalries aplenty. According to this, Hellas Verona F.C. and L.R. Vicenza Virtus (just down the road) get a little frisky when they meet up:

Excellent. Sounds like a proper clash of Ultras.

But it gets better: Hellas Verona has a women’s team, A.S.D. AGSM Verona Calcio Femminile (as they chant in the stands). You know what? I think we have our play.

j

A punk rocker and a Valley Girl

There are two types of people in this world: Those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don’t.

From What About Bob?

A white gang and a Puerto Rican gang.

Oh wait…

A coyote and a roadrunner.

I like it here in hysteria

Skeptics and conspiracy theorists

There could be several versions of this.

Rival Texas high schools during a football game.

Or Indiana high schools during a basketball game.

Rugby match.

New Zealand vs Wales.

In the opening scene, the New Zealanders perform the Haka, while the Welsh sing “Men of Harlech.” (Basically, the dueling anthems scene from Zulu, but in a modern setting.)