In what is sure to provide fodder for late-night comedians everywhere, Rex Ryan is claiming “no comment” after foot fetish videos of his wife - with him apparently commenting in the background - turn up on YouTube.
The link goes to a story, not the videos themselves.
Let’s all jump into this story - feet first!
I’ve been following this all day. Something is afoot…
Arches eyebrow
No matter what sort of caricature Kissing Suzy Kolber comes up with for Rex Ryan, the man himself manages to top it. Can’t wait to see what they do with this.
Call me corny, but I think it’s sweet that he loves his wife so much. You’d have to be a heel to begrudge them their little kink.
Besides, he’s just a coach. It’s not like this is someone sexting a picture of some athlete’s foot.
Because athlete’s foot can be nasty if it’s not treated.
I dunno. I’m no fan of Ryan but it seems that this is pretty irrelevent to his position with the Jets and ought to be pretty much ignored.
Hey, if the shoe fits…
You know Ryan will try to deny this, but he doesn’t have a leg to stand on.
Give a guy an itch and they’ll take a foot.
It’s totally irrelevant to pretty much everything, I just get a kick (pun intended) out of the fact it seems that all sorts of wacky stuff surrounds the Jets and Ryan these days.
Not to sound callous, but WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
Ahem. That was my first thought. But on second, I’m glad at least one NFL coach may have a romantic – or at least, a kinky – sole. It sounds like those two fit each other like a ball and socket.
I hope no one’s dismayed by this thread. All of us should know by know that puns are the Achilles heel of many a Doper.
I’m sure Rex wants his team to win the battle of the trenches.
Meh. Consensual kink. More power to them.
Can you imagine what this would be like if they were furries?
Hobbits have hairy feet. Is that close enough?
I haven’t clicked on any of the links in this thread on an NBC Sports site, but it appears that the Ryans were posting videos and comments on a variety of swingers and alt.sex-type sites; that one of them listed their tastes as including domination, humiliation, and fisting; and that Rex posted a desire to watch his wife get gang-banged by three men at once. Three well-hung men.
I’m not exactly Carnac the Magnificent, but I’m gonna go out on a limb and predict this is not going to be going away anytime soon.
So when Ryan had his strength coach trip that Dolphins player, it was a sex thing?
OK, yes, in the real world, you are correct. ESPN referred to this as the latest Jets scandal, and it’s really nothing of the kind. Nobody’s breaking any laws or even cheating on anyone. But that being said, you have to admit it’s a gift to anybody who wants to razz the Jets. Jets haters must be thrilled deep down in their Scholls.
That may be true, but assuming the Ryans did not out themselves, it is also an evil thing that’s been done to them. For months, maybe years, every talking head from Chris Berman to Howard Stern is going to be joking about their sex life. They’re humiliated before the world when they’ve harmed no one and done nothing wrong. That [del]socks[/del] sucks.
Perhaps. And it may feel like their private life was invaded. But if they were putting this information out there themselves and not considering that someone might be able to connect the dots, that way a bad decision. Assuming they cared about that in the first place.
That was a power trip.