Dibs on the drumstick!
I didn’t know Rhea Perlman was from South America.
I think the bird in question is substantially larger and more foul-tempered than Rhea Perlman.
Well, larger anyway.
Wasn’t “Giant South American Bird On The Run In The U.K.” a song by Paul McCartney and Wings?
I believe so.
Oh, come now. If everyone who was capable of disemboweling someone actually did it, we’d be up to our necks in offal.
6 feet tall and terrorising stuff?
Yeah, right. My parents used to have rheas, they were under 5’ (maybe they could reach 6 if they stretched their necks straight up and stood on tippy toes) and were scared of everything, including pheasants. I also suspect they’d need to hold a scalpel in their beaks to stand a chance at disembowelling a human, and that’s if the human was tied down.
That’s what they’d like you to believe!
Every house used to have a long bow made of yew and weekly shooting practice was required by the crown. See what cynicism and indifference has done? Just one bird.
“Britania rules the seas”, but not the hedgerow.
Danny must be relieved that the Mrs. is out of the house.
Look, that rhea’s got a vicious streak a mile wide! It’s a killer!
I suppose the authorities should be looking into whether any Argentinian agents were involved in this…
And that would be truly … unfortunate.
No reason to panic.
I haven’t heard of thousands of eviscerated gauchos in Argentina, have you? Buenos Aires isn’t locked down, is it?
They are keeping it quiet.
