Stockard Channing is a very cool name. My clock is accurate to within one second every three million years. I know almost nothing about New Zealand. I can’t see the Wally, the Smack, the Dubious, or the Happy Orthodox Jewish Man. Aspirin really helps when I have pain from a pulled muscle.
Larissa Meek got what she deserved. I’m beginning to feel sorry for William Hung. I like lima bean broth.
Perhaps the last one isn’t rhetorical 
Stockard’s OK, but Talia Watt-Amagonnadu, now that’s a cool name. Radishes are more like Lexuses than parsnips are.
The other day, I wrote “Indiana is like Italy, only moreso. --George Ade” on the chalkboard at the bar. Two minutes later, a guy asked me, “What’s mo-ree-so?” I know “moreso” is a fairly old word. It’s in the lyrics of Lydia, the Tattooed Lady, where it rhymes with torso. Yesterday, a police cat (a Siamese black-and-white unit) dug up and evicted a vole from the layer of rotting seed around our bird feeder pole. Then he lost the critter when it scurried under a flowerpot.
If I had a nickel for every time you saved my life, I’d have a nickel. I guess I’d give it to you. I’m all for cooked-but-crisp, except for green beans. Crisp beans squeak in my teeth, and I don’t care for squeaky food. My cat, on the other paw, loves squeaky food. The fellow down the street decided that wood ash would give traction on his icy sidewalk without killing his flowerbed. After the big argument, his wife backed off. After all, she got new carpets out of the deal. My nephew said he has invented something to let you see through a wall. I shook my head sadly. “You’re too late, Kiprono. Windows were invented centuries ago.”
Ninjutsu sensei and Supreme Court Nominee Patrick “Tiger” O’Irishman composed a koan (“what is the sound of one gum flapping?”) and rolled it down the hall, where it was shredded by bullets of rhetoric from the Apostrophe’ Liberation Army.
Tyger, tyger, burning bright, may I fetch you a fire extinguisher?
I can’t afford root canal, so I portage around root creek by mule train. I hope they build the root highway soon, as the mules are very heavy.
Although I am all for chocolate in most things, I prefer vanilla ice cream. If I put chocolate sauce on my vanilla ice cream, does that make me a hypocrite?
Dead animals are excellent food, but poor company.
As everyone knows,
it is common knowledge that,
only a fool would contest that,
it has been statistically proven that,
a vast majority is in favor of,
I haven’t got time to look for a cite, but,
I haven’t got enough space to write down the proof,
that is a very original theory,
is that your own invention or did someone abuse your gullibility?
You make an interesting point, however
Never in the course of human history
:rolleyes:
Your statement is highly amusing, which somewhat redeems its lack of truth.
That he reached that position is proof that hard work can get you anywhere even with an utter lack of talent.
I would reply to your statement, if I could bring myself to believe you are serious in making it.
You almost make me want to believe again so I can pray for your soul.
If Aristotle had met you, he would have revised his definition of man as a rational animal.
I pity the electrons that had to carry your post.
Ooh OOH! I could do a whole thing on cool ( or something ) names!
I’ve seen ALL of these at my work. I kinda started a collection…
How bout…Milbur?
Faatunia
Lovey Mamankey
Precious ( Preciousisima ) Dingus
Acquinnette ( Aqua Net?! )
Pepito
Princess Pasilios
Rock Ravine
Myroslava Dorgalets
Rocio Hoflich-Wu
Rebelowski
Henny Pongoh
Herman Bynum
Patience Paradox
Stacy Lacey
Melanzi Dancy Przybylski
Stormy Sheriff
Honeylyn Gamit
Cherry Claire
Crystalyn Bell
Misty Graves
Dickilee
Gibril Dibba
Gibril Mbowe
Understanding Allah
Gizah Dagnachew
Sir Angel Romance
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