I’m offering guaranteed, no-questions-asked BILLION dollar life insurance policies. The catch is, the moment after you’ve signed the paperwork, you will die. Your beneficiary receives the money immediately. No, you cannot wait to sign until you’re about to die, this is all happening right now.
Alternatively, I’m also offering “long life and health” packages, which guarantee you a life of perfect health right up until the age of 125. The day you turn 125, you will die. You can still be murdered or die by mishap, but you will not die from disease or “old age,” until 125. The catch is, from the present moment forward, you will live a life of poverty. You will never earn more than the minimum wage, whatever that may be, and you no longer own anything besides the clothes on your back. You will earn enough to keep your family alive, but you will never get ahead, no matter what you do.
You MUST choose one or the other.